thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
palstagram: OH GOD HE PRETENDS TO EAT HER HAND AND THEN KISSES HER CHEEK I’M THROWING MYSELF INTO A VOLCANO
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
addiomiamore: castielofasgard: Holy shit I am laughing so hard
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may I interest you in a bowl of canned u not
what I’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
tyleroakley: NAILED IT.
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
dearestlarrystylinson: superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits. …That is not a biscuit. These. These are biscuits. Those are...
larrysigh: my mind is floating to dangerous territories
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
gaymance: its not you, its harry styles
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
han-rawr: The amount of library fines I have gotten out of should be applauded.
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
tyleroakley: zombiegenocidest: ACCURATE.
tomorrah: tomorrah: if I was Lux I would just laugh maniacally while choosing what baby photo to put in my senior yearbook.
sheasstyle: nointerrruption: oh my god but could you imagine harry going to parents day at preschool and having to fit his huge body in those tiny plastic chairs as he sits next to his child helping them color and write their name and he’d probably let all the little kids put stickers all over his body and in his hair and it might hurt to take them off but he wouldn’t mind ;_; i dont want to...